Add the Punchline to Our Slap Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Charlie, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Couch Bear comic:
Bob, let him watch a real team. You know how upset he gets watching the Cubs get slaughtered.
Sandra Bury
8:28 am on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Wow these comments on Patch are getting really nasty!
Billable Hours
8:51 am on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Oh slap!
CJM
8:30 am on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
I guess the new "slap-app" really does work!
james perry
8:38 am on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Youve just been "unfriended" on Slap in the Facebook
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
8:47 am on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Who changed my screen saver?
james perry
8:48 am on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
"Thats great Honey...how many hits have you gotten today?"
TOUGH ON THE INSIDE
9:07 am on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Glad you're enjoying your new S and M website honey, cuz I'm not doing that crap!
Marcus Bernath
9:21 am on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Smack!!!You cant start Cutler this week its his buy week silly!!!!
Frank
9:26 am on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
They not only steal your identity online they also slap you around if you dont give it to them fast enough
QC
9:55 am on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Well Tom...looks like Dave's had enough.
Ben Feldheim
12:39 pm on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
JP, how about "You've just been unfriended."
Leda
1:33 pm on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
"Wow! I guess Big Brother isn't just watching anymore."
Jane Dew
5:02 pm on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
THE SECRETARY ALWAYS GETS COFFEE, I WORK HARDER THAN BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Jim McGonigal
5:05 pm on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
While watching the Debates on Skype Mr. and Mrs. Middleamerica find out the hard way that it's not only the candidates policies that are a slap in the face.
Jim McGonigal
5:12 pm on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
That's what you get for buying a Slapple Computer. (credit: my sons Ian and Noah)
Ryan Fitzpatrick
8:13 pm on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Ha!
Leda
9:06 am on Tuesday, September 4, 2012
This is my favorite!
G
6:01 pm on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Online IT support is now "hands on".
mom
8:43 pm on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Chuck you are finally getting the slap you deserve!
Ben Feldheim
9:45 pm on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Awwww...
Patrick O'Connell
9:28 pm on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
"I heard cooperate was going to step up and enforce employees to stop personal web surfing at work. But I never thought it would be this extreme."
eric nelson
10:47 pm on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
I thought you were a computer virus!
eric nelson
10:49 pm on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Keep your hands off my insert key
eric nelson
10:51 pm on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
you forgot to take the cap lock off
eric nelson
10:54 pm on Wednesday, August 29, 2012
I guess the guy didn't like my tweet
Chronicles of Bob
12:34 pm on Thursday, August 30, 2012
Thats what you get for fibbing about closing your patch account.
NotBuyingIt
4:19 pm on Thursday, August 30, 2012
Eric, your girlfriend is kinda cute!!
Barry Meizinger
12:10 am on Thursday, August 30, 2012
Your hand looks and feels like a baby's hand. This is how a manly hand feels!
Lorraine Swanson
3:07 am on Thursday, August 30, 2012
Talk to the hand.
OakLawnGuy
6:50 am on Thursday, August 30, 2012
OW! Andy, I'm not QC!
QC
11:26 am on Thursday, August 30, 2012
lmao. Two thumbs up OLG!!
Leda
3:39 pm on Thursday, August 30, 2012
I'm glad my computer just beeps at me whenever I do something wrong.
Hoghead
4:23 pm on Thursday, August 30, 2012
I told you not to read "50 Shades of Gray" online.
Ben Feldheim
4:57 pm on Thursday, August 30, 2012
Like!
Nancy
6:43 pm on Thursday, August 30, 2012
I guess you found out what the F12 key does.
minnie ha ha
7:59 am on Friday, August 31, 2012
Slapshot, Baby!!!!
Ooftus Gooftus
8:31 am on Friday, August 31, 2012
Obama's Hit Mitt
Jim Pratt
12:25 pm on Friday, August 31, 2012
Windows 8's new Human Clippy deemed "even more obnoxious"
Ooftus Gooftus
1:10 pm on Friday, August 31, 2012
You shoulda had a V8!!
Ooftus Gooftus
1:11 pm on Friday, August 31, 2012
Lian Rian
eric nelson
1:21 pm on Friday, August 31, 2012
well slap me silly and call me "NERD"
Failed Moosia
1:37 pm on Friday, August 31, 2012
This is what you get for replying to the ad:
"Meet Real Men Now!"
Frank
8:15 am on Monday, September 3, 2012
What do you mean this is the hotels wake up e-mail