Mr. Ed was my great grandfather.

I thought horses pulled beer I didn't know they drank it too.

You can lead a horse to the microbrewery, but you can't make him drink. Unless they've recently tapped a new IPA.

Keep them coming I've had a long NNNNNNNAAAYYYYYYYYYY.

Guess I'd better head back to Mayo now.

"You know what they say; You rent beer, you don't really buy it. . . Naaayyyyyyy!"

Of course it makes me do that. I AM a racehorse.

That better be your knee poking me!

Oh your from England? I never would have guessed.

So, want to see my gallop sometime?

Thank GOD the straw poles are done, now they can put some down in the stall where it belongs

Your looked a lot younger on your profile picture.

Score one for the pearl necklace...

Yea the bottle read "Horse Pills" sooo??