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Give my regards to everybody at Fox News.
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Don't you think that, if this corner was good for ...
What Should Go Here? Former...
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Objection, your honor, the witness is being unresponsive.
Add a Punchline to Our Mime...
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"This gives me an idea for a painting."
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"I love Men at Work. How did you know?"
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Hurry up, Doctor Who. Dinner's ready.
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"Admit it, you've been panting after my job for years."
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Add a Punchline to Our Job ...
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"Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the...Wait, quick nap first."
Caption This! Dog Warms Up ...
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Fine, this is the last time I book a hotel on Priceline.
Add a Punchline to Our New ...
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Totally agree. Chuck: Please wait until there is a ...
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"Offensive?" Who is being offended? The gun??
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OK, fun's fun. Now can I take off this costume and get ...
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Hate to say it, but SF 21, Bears 10.
Predict the Score: Chicago ...
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Who cares if we have fewer pumpkin patches than we did in...
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That's fine, Mr. Armstrong. We'll put these back on the ...
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Was that egg there when we got here?
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I told you: Clean your room, or else.
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"He's not going to change the channel, he doesn't even ...
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Here is how you make an appropriate statement about ...
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In the words of his own House leader John Boehner (...
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Romney to tea party: Will you please like me now?
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